America Ferrera might be proof that the blue states are still losing.

They say the earlier you arrive on the carpet, the less famous you are. And as this slideshow proves, they’re right.

Cameramen were forced to attach their 22x zoom lens to catch the petite Eva Longoria’s red carpet antics. The only thing Eva’s tall enough to ride is her husband Tony Parker.

Either the caterers have arrived, or Joey Fatone always carries around a tray of lasagna…