For all of those people who complain that tv isn’t what it used to be, just scroll through the following slideshow and pretend that Elaine from Seinfeld was nominated for the 43rd time. It’ll take the edge off… barely.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Hollywood’s hottest hairdresser: A rabid raccoon.

More shots of the fashion on the red carpet. And it looks like Ellen Pompeo and Vanessa Williams‘ dress have the same hairstylist.

Take a few seconds to scroll through these handful of red carpet arrivals, and then let me know which dress you’ve chosen for your bridesmaids to wear. And while you’re doing that, you’ll excuse me while I take a quick Shatner.

If digital cameras would have existed in the 1920’s, these are the pictures we would have been treated to. And I should know!

More of the same: Boring, boring, boring. And look! Ellen and Portia are matching.

A small blast from the past slideshow, featuring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Frasier Crane, and Doogie Howser.

New trend alert: Jeweled Bolo Ties!

A special thanks to Aida Turturro, who rushed over from an Italian funeral in order to make it to the show on time.

Hayden Panettiere, wearing a dress from Marc Bouwer’s “Fueling Pregnancy Rumors” Collection.