Here are more photos from the Emmys press room, including shots of Robert Duvall showing off his new bookends and Daddy Warbucks’ looking pleased for once.

The following slideshow will make you wonder if Al Gore won his Emmy for Best Supporting Corpse on Six Feet Under.

Judging from these pictures, one would think Jeremy Piven just pulled the award out of his own ass. And Eva Longoria is truly one amazing woman: She’s only 3 feet tall, her husband’s 6 foot 8, and she doesn’t appear to have any broken teeth!

The only thing I have to say about the second picture is that I didn’t even know Danny Devito was nominated.

I’m officially naming this slideshow “Red, White and Bald.”