Joan’s Liveblog From the Red Carpet, 7:40-8:00
Joan: No one say anything bad about Helen Mirren! I don’t want to hear about how her hair looks bad, and how her dress is ugly, or that her shoes don’t match… don’t say a word about it.
Joan: Ellen Pompeo looks like a pterodactyl landed on her head. It looks like Conchatta Ferrell sat on her.
Joan: And Charlie Sheen’s girlfriend is carrying a huge purse! Probably for his drugs.
Melissa: Teri Hatcher looks great.
Joan: There have been such bad hairdos tonight! From the neck up, this show is already a disaster.
Melissa: Sandra Oh, the dress looks amazing.
Joan: She looked great until she showed us her S&M shoes.
Joan: Rumor has it, Rachel Griffiths reeks… Allegedly. Rachel does not use deodorant, and the prime minister of Australia has asked her to reconsider. She smells like such a dingo, people are afraid she ateMadeleine McCann.
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Sally said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
This is hilarious. Better than watching the show.
Irisrose said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:13 pm
What did you think of Heidi K./& her husband? They looked beautiful. Don’t you think? But Sandra Oh - whatever - did not have polish on her toes. What kind of woman leaves the house w/o a pedicure and on her way to the Emmy’s.
What does she do w/her money? She has man toes.
Okay that’s it for now…must finish my glass of wine.
Love you and Melissa
holly said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:13 pm
unfortunately do not have a lap top to follow this thru the show as am going to bed to watch. can’t wait to read this tomorrow morning before my son gets up! thank you for making my day and telling the truth!
L.A. Girl said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:18 pm
Hysterical!!!
L.A. Girl said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
But I want to see Joan ON THE RED CARPET like normal!!! These new people suck!
Big Daddy said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
Wanna get together after the show and judge each other’s organs? I hear you have a beautiful liver!!!!
zoo Lanish said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:27 pm
I look great Tonight in my Target boxers and my very chic white v-neck t-shirt.
manny alfonso said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:31 pm
When will joan and melissa come back to the Red Carpet they are the Red Carpet!!!!!
Big Daddy said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
Joan I just looked at the picture of those prison escapees hanging out in your house! You better lock up the silverware! From the looks of some of their asses the food too. Computer nerds really do love to eat. That chick in the orange sweatshirt should be washing the walls! I’m telling you section that crew off to one room in the house and take inventory. You may want to offer a few of them a shower. Tell them to use a baby bottle brush on those hard to reach areas!!! Stinky!
Cashdollar said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:58 pm
Joan your blog of the Emmys was great! The red carpet is nothing without you. I do not even have my TV on watching the coverage. I tell you, next year everyone will be doing this, or be down loading the coverage to iPhones, iPods. You are the leader. VH1 should have hired you and placed you on the red carpet. Better yet, the Emmys should have hired you to host the show and then during the show give your views on the outfits during the show. Show is always so boring. Who the heck runs these networks anyway? They have no idea who is hot and what is funny.
Big Mama said,
September 16, 2007 @ 9:12 pm
Nope, nope, nope.
This is just not good. It is not what I thought it was going to be. I want to at least see, live, what Melissa and Joan are seeing when they see it. I really thought this would be a live webcam broadcast of them commenting from Joan’s apartment. That would have been much more fun. Since Joan and Melissa invented the “pre-show” this is insulting. And their copycats are b-o-r-i-n-g!