Joan’s Liveblog From the Red Carpet, 7:20-7:40
7:21
Melissa: Nobody say anything bad about Hugh Laurie.
Joan: Just think, if you screw him, you not only get him, you get handicap parking.
7:23
Melissa: Did Jeremy Piven bring his mother again this year?
Joan: I love that he brings his mother, but I do thinks it’s weird he puts his hand on her ass.
Joan: Lorainne Bracco showed up, and she looks like she finished off
all the food at the diner.
Melissa: Seal and Heidi Klum - her dressed looked great, but the Eva
Peron hairdo didn’t work.
Joan: Attention everybody in the Southern states - this is my favorite couple of the evening.
Melissa: She’s Weimar Republic chic.
7:32
Melissa: Heidi and Seal just kissed.
Joan: I can hear throwing up all the way from Louisiana.
Melissa: E! just put a Victoria’s Secret bra on a man.
Joan: Attention People Who Think They’re Funny Department, ha ha ha.
Melissa: Rebecca Romijn, I have those shoes, too, but they’re from this year.
Joan: Al Gore tonight perhaps should change his tune to Saving the Whales, starting with Christina Aguilera’s breasts. Her future child will never go hungry. Look at those two big mamas! They had to add 20 minutes to the 18 hour bra.
Joan: Mariska Hargitay, who I adore! What is with this dress? She’s wearing Cop Couture.
Melissa: Here’s Ellen Pompeo! Dress and jewelry amazing, hair a disaster.
Joan: It’s a waste of mousse.
Continue Reading Joan’s Liveblog From the Red Carpet, 7:05-7:20
Perry said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:09 pm
Eva Longoria’s dress is by the hot new designer: Reynolds Wrap. Eva has ham and cheese sandwiches underneath her dress just in case she gets hungry later during the long show!
Jules said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:14 pm
Your comments are funny…I wish they would come with pics to make it interesting. Otherwise you can’t connect what is being said…not good.
Sue said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:21 pm
Hey Joan! Big surprise! Some of us in the South are not racist. Duh. We all grew up together.
Big Daddy said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:22 pm
Jeremy Piven’s mother makes a lousy beard.
Jackie said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:31 pm
Is it 1997, why is there no live feed? This is painful to follow!
Good job VH1!
Big Daddy said,
September 16, 2007 @ 8:31 pm
Don’t tell me Jeremy Piven drag his mother to the Emmy’s again!!!! I mean really isn’t bringing your mother to The Emmy’s a little Norman Bates? Does America want to see him schlep that poor old woman to yet another 6 hour sitathon? Her colostomy bag will have to be changed before the show ends. By the way I’m on the west coast did her colostomy bag match her shoes?
not good said,
September 16, 2007 @ 9:39 pm
This “emmy coverage” is seriously the furthest thing from a party with Joan. This is the crappiest excuse for having an entire “emmys with Joan” section that promised live video feeds from her living room (none), chat rooms to discuss the arrivals (none) and more fun surprises. The only “surprise” that we got was from the VH1 moderator telling us that the live show has been cancelled. Everyone is blogging the show, and everyone is doing it better. VH1 sucks.
jessica said,
September 17, 2007 @ 12:52 am
Joan you are a piece of shit, and melissa needs to stop riding your coattails. for goodness sakes you guys look hideous. You aren;t funny, your comments are brash, and hurtful, not at all funny. I think you joke about these celebrities out of jealousy- THERES A REASON YOU ARENT DOING ANY AWARDS SHOW THIS YEAR- and hopefully never will again. you old dried up hag. go f*ck yourself!!!!!!
brandon said,
September 17, 2007 @ 1:18 am
jessica its cruel to make your dog lick peanut butter off your clit but you do,i think your comments are about your own sad reflection screaming back at you,but hey why dont you go shave your pits and tye dye something and youll feel better hon,k precious
brandon said,
September 17, 2007 @ 1:52 am
im not ysayinh jeremy piven wouldnt close his eyes and get serviced by a guy likwe 99% ofevery pesoniveever met ,ever,but he seriously drags his mom to these things cause he only dates or fucks trule whoreeeeees ,i mean you couldnt dress the girls up and take them anywhere but an orgy or crack house, think theyd freak in anything that wasnt lycra and feather,sserioisly,he loves his ho’s,true horn dog,but in that vein he would most certainly get head from a guy if he was drunk, bored,horney,or it was tuesday.if im a bettin man.but no he does like girls,just really dumb whores who box is so wore out it just folds open on the bed and have to roll up and put a chip clip on their clit to run errands its loose or theyll ltrip on ,you know good people.and dont even think about those girls back doors,meth and oxycontin addicts are notoriously backed up.